It's always nice to unexpectedly find news of your home town in a foreign newspaper. Well, almost always, not when it's the Gazzetta reporting on 400 English football 'hooligans' rampaging through your home town after the end of the England game. My brother sent me this news parody, which you might appreciate if you've ever been to Croydon:

"400 youths went on an orgy of destruction in Croydon last night after England's loss to France. They caused £300,000 worth of improvements."