Watched the England game in Bar Lino, close to my house. They have a huge screen and you get free chips with your beer. The Italians find Wayne Rooney very entertaining. Firstly, his name is apparently quite funny in Italian. Also, they love the way he looks so typically English. A man next to me described his face as 'rossato e birrato', which basically means sunburnt and reddened by beer consumption. Not our Wayne, shurely?